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Song Parodies -> "Half Your Shelf's A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Half Your Shelf's A Merry Little Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Half your shelf's a merry little Christmas
Old Grandad, Jim Beam,
And Grey Goose, Four Roses,
Even Bristol Cream..

Half your shelf's a merry little Christmas
More than half, perhaps
Quite enough for friends
And several other chaps..

Live it up for the holidays
Happy jolly days...of pour
Fill each cup full of cheer to us
Wine and beer to us...galore!

Just be sure when all your guests are plastered,
And the walls, they grab
You hide keys, and call for everyone, a cab
Yule save their Christmas ass
A DUI sting nab..

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John Barry - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Cheers!
Patrick - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that! (Sweet tea).
Dave W. - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice shot at the original....I think Judy would agree
Timmy - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Now there's some Christmas cheer for the site!
Jonathan - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm with Patrick 5's "drinks eggnong" good stuff!
Lifeliver - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Short and sweet, sip slowly, but mind the kick at the end. Mellow mood. Well done.
AFW - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
A seasonal thanks to John, Patrick, Dave, Timmy, Jonathan, and LL..
Meriadoc - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody and great public service announcement ending! :D
AFW - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meri
Wendy Christopher - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Pure gold from start to finish - I want someone to use this in a Christmas anti drink-driving campaign now. They MUST - they'd be idiots not to! 555 and one for the road :^)
AFW - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wendy..

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