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Song Parodies -> "Have Ourselves A Tom And Jerry Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Ourselves A Tom And Jerry Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

(Let's) Have ourselves a Tom and Jerry Christmas
Mix a merry drink
From now on
Till all the booze is gone,
We'll clink

(We'll) Have ourselves a Tom and Jerry Christmas
Dip the big glass bowl
Chug and toast
Add brandy, rye, and rock n' roll

Here we are as in younger times
Slingin' slunger times of pour
In the bars, when last call there was
We'd drink all there was..
And more..

Someday soon they'll plant us 'neath a tombstone
Livers pickled dry..
What the heck..there is no better way to die
So, let's all have
A Tom and Jerry Christmas high

Let's all have a Tom and Jerry Christmas high

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Old Man Ribber - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that! ;D
Andria - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
A Tom and Jerry: an excellent holiday or cold-weather cocktail. Your parody: An excellent way to start my morning and a surefire way to add to your immense collection of 5s that you've racked up over your years here.
TJC - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff... but what exactly is it? A fine Kentucky blend of cats n' mice? ;)
SantaDIVA - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
~ MERRY CHRISTMAS ~ Sir ! y ~ FELIZ NAVIDAD ~, to EL SatyrMayor ! . . go easy on the "artery-blockling' eggNog, Sir L'AIR .
Jonathan S. - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll just take a Shirley Temple, thanks. You, on the other hand, can have some 55.5% proof.
Christie Marie M - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice ditty for a holiday rum drink, AFW! I would love to try it someday. I saw the recipe online and didn't look too hard to make. The only problem is that I'm on a tight spending budget. Merry Christmas! Toasting you 5's!
Timmy1000 - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers to you, sir.
AFW - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, and Merry Christmas to OMR, Andria, TJC,(T&J is basically a variation on eggnog..which contains whipped eggs and brandy...)..and thanks, and MC to LCC..you're right, this egghead, blockhead, uses his head and noggin, and steers clean of eggnoggie..and thanks, and MC to Jonathan, Christie, and Timmy
Old Man Ribber - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
And won, thanks for having mercy on me for my conservatism. You ain't William Tong and I ain't rob. To me, respect isn't just an Aretha Franklin song. Merry Christmas my friend! ;D
Fiddlegirl - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers to you! And a very merry Christmas. :D
AFW - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, re: respect isn't just an Aretha Franklin song...great line..should be on a plaque/ and thank you Fiddllelady...MC to you, also
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Tom and Jerry, very merry 555.
unKnownVotress - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
a Christmas toast to ~ Thomas & Jerrimiah ~ ! !
Mixologist - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Er, 'batter' up!

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