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Song Parodies -> "Jugs Bare After The Brain Slows"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Jugs Bare After The Brain Slows"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

Jugs bare after the brain slows
J-cups fly
There's a strand so alluring bunched in the fullest thighs

Lugs stare after the pain goes
Guys are stewed
And the schemes that they're sharing seem to be misconstrued

Someday I'll walk into a bar
And gaze at pairs of mounds bizarre and shining
Where troubled milfs with melon props
High above their skinny spots
Are there and pining

Drugs shared after the strain shows
Rude words fly
Words die after the brain blows
I then know I must cry

If passing spittle lubes her pie till yonder stain grows
Why am I so dry?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Exaggerations of kinky and sexy in a telegram-ish delivery...what more could us perverted readers desire?
Timmy1000 - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, a wistful longing song; how appropriate for the OS. Great rhymes throughout, Leo.
Mark Scotti - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
The breast parody of the day, Leo!!! 555 DD cups!
Andy Primus - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody - especially liked the spittle line
alvin - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
just lovely
blackjack21 - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I finally stopped laughing long enough to give you a high 5-5-5. Put that one in the treasure chest!
John Barry - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
A garland for your fine effort.
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all!!!
LadyGoodDiva - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Please, Sir, give this poor Lady a break, sir !

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