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Song Parodies -> "Had Myself A Scary Bit O' Syph'lis"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Had Myself A Scary Bit O' Syph'lis"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

had myself a scary bit o' syph'lis
doctor set me right
cured me of my troubles
i said "out of sight"

had myself a scary bit o' syph'lis
i felt such dismay
now i will think double
when i'm out to play

it was still in the early phase
not so many days...before
now my friends, i'm afraid to lust
passions fade to dust...galore

this last year, i've kept my act together
no fields will i plow
lest they pass the test
no way will i allow
because i had myself a scary bit o' syph'lis
wow



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Andria - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I normally don't find STDs to be funny, although Alvin Rhodes can make just about anything funny. Great parody, and 5s.
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm gonorrheally be laughing a long time over this one.
EmiLoca - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Ughhh, Stan... :-:P Hilarious title sub especially, but the whole thing was brilliant.
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andria....i agree...not a real funny subject....just a word to the wise...this is non-autobiographical i might add....thanks stan....nice pun.....thanks emil.....glad ya enjoyed
AFW - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Topnotch crotch humor..
Timmy1000 - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin: Pure genius of a madman to take a gentle Christmas tune and sing about scary syphillus - 555
Tommy Turtle - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Timmy1000, alvin's specialty is to take innocent tunes and give them waaay-out twists, and "nobody does it better". And he does it all by himself, without a dictionary or any other AIDS.
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....nice rhyme....thanks timmy....scary, indeed.....thanks tommy.....lol
Jonathan S. - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Well-written. Good cautionary tale. 545
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks jonathan
Christie Marie M - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I usually get very sentimental listening to the OS of this song, but you had made it so hilarious. LOL and agreed with Stan's comment. It would suck to have syphilis on a holidays...or any time. 5's
TJC - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Your spirocheets are really neat--love it! Can't wait for your follow-on featuring 'chancroid balanitis'!
Stan - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Emiloca -- c'mon now, you ought'a clap for my comment ... it's real punny. :-)
Peregrin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin's got the Christmas bug!
alvin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks christie...this is one of christmas faves too...almost feel bad mutating it...almost....thanks TJC...lol....thanks stan...lol....thanks peregrin....lol
Jonathan S. - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan: just noticed ur comment. That's shamefully bad.
Tyrone The Terrible - December 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this parody, reminds me of a few David Cronenburg films. It's kind of a metaphor for the disease itself like how the transformation from The Fly was a metaphor of aids or the aging proccess.
alvin - December 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks tyrone...i'm also a fan of david "more blood!" cronenberg

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