Song Parodies -> Get Chappy
| Original Song Title: | "Get Happy" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Garland |
| Parody Song Title: | "Get Chappy" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Don't overdue sex
Or you'll Get Chappy
You gotta' handle love mod'rately
Condom and oil Tex
Or he'll Get Chappy
Then, he might need urology
Use moderation
Do not Get Chappy
The same applies when you use your hand
Long stimulation
Can make you Chappy
Like cowboys at the Rio Grande
Be gentle with your pleasure
Slowly you must glide
Don't let friction irritate your hide
Try Ky jelly
You won't Get Chappy
Get peace of mind, too, when you play
Listen Nelly
Do not Get Chappy
Nobody likes a sore chapped day
Nobody likes a sore chapped day..
Or you'll Get Chappy
You gotta' handle love mod'rately
Condom and oil Tex
Or he'll Get Chappy
Then, he might need urology
Use moderation
Do not Get Chappy
The same applies when you use your hand
Long stimulation
Can make you Chappy
Like cowboys at the Rio Grande
Be gentle with your pleasure
Slowly you must glide
Don't let friction irritate your hide
Try Ky jelly
You won't Get Chappy
Get peace of mind, too, when you play
Listen Nelly
Do not Get Chappy
Nobody likes a sore chapped day
Nobody likes a sore chapped day..
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facts are stranger than friction
You're a funny chap.
Airman Won - Report to the VD clinic ASAP.
Thanks, Guys..
This is a slippery subject to handle butt you slid the prose and poetry together toward a magnificant climax. Well done AFW.
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I think I've got like thirty Chap Sticks here, need one?
Thanks all..
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