Song Parodies -> "Get Chappy"

Original Song Title:

"Get Happy"

Original Performer:

"Get Chappy"

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The Lyrics

Don't overdue sex
Or you'll Get Chappy
You gotta' handle love mod'rately
Condom and oil Tex
Or he'll Get Chappy
Then, he might need urology

Use moderation
Do not Get Chappy
The same applies when you use your hand
Long stimulation
Can make you Chappy
Like cowboys at the Rio Grande

Be gentle with your pleasure
Slowly you must glide
Don't let friction irritate your hide

Try Ky jelly
You won't Get Chappy
Get peace of mind, too, when you play
Listen Nelly
Do not Get Chappy
Nobody likes a sore chapped day

Nobody likes a sore chapped day..

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alvin - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment

facts are stranger than friction

John Barry - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment

You're a funny chap.

General Chappie James - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Airman Won - Report to the VD clinic ASAP.

AFW - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guys..

Guy - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment

This is a slippery subject to handle butt you slid the prose and poetry together toward a magnificant climax. Well done AFW.

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I think I've got like thirty Chap Sticks here, need one?

AFW - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks all..

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