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Song Parodies -> "You Made Me Love You"

Original Song Title:

"You Made Me Love You"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"You Made Me Love You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

What if times and images hadn't been so prim and proper, squeaky clean, as they were portrayed, in the "30"s and "40"s... And what if we took this old classic by Judy Garland, literally...What if...What if.....
Dear Mr. Gable,
I am writing this to you
At San Quentin,
Where they sentenced you to go
You're lower than a zero..
And to think you were my hero,
When I used to watch you at the picture show
I never thought you be the beast you were
I write this for closure, you should know..

You Made Me Love You,
You said you were real horny,
And started gettin' orn'ry..
You Made Me Love You,
Attacked me like an ape-ist
Then, turned into a rapist..

Just pulled me in your Limo
And warned, "Don't bawl !"
You said, you'd hurt me,
If, for some help, I'd call..

You made me say things,
I didn't want to tell ya..
And worse I had to smell ya...
You forced my love, that's true,
Yes, it's true, you know it's true..

There's no way that it was...sex, consential
That night that you lube-jobbed..my little..differential..
You know You Made Me Love You !

(Recitation)

So, there, Mister Gable, you got just what you deserved! Prob'ly grabbed a lotta' girls and forced them the same way.
I just hope that where they put you, you're gettin' punished !
And to think I adored you, when I went to see you in, "It Happened One Night" It was the first time I ever saw you, and I thought you seemed like the nicest fella' in the movies!
Well, what a naive dumb assed broad I turned out to be, Huh?
And now, that film's title sort of says it all, doesn't it? You're
certainly nothin' like that 'Gentle as a Lamb' natural acting guy, I saw on the screen..And now when I think about watching you in that picture with Joan Crawford, where some of the scenes made me cry a little, 'cause you loved her and couldn't have her..Ha! that's a laugh..You prob'aly had her several times, and well, maybe she consented..I remember one time, I saw you making a personal appearance at a theatre. I was standin' there, just as you got out of that same Limo you raped me in..you almost knocked me down, then...and who would know that later, you would try to knock me up?
You looked right at me, and smiled..Now, that I think of it, I guess it was more of a leer..Yeah, you leered right at me, and had your evil sexual sights set from that moment on!..and to think I cried all the way home, for the wrong reasons...When I should've been cryin' for what was going to happen in the future! And oh, yeah, I'll never forget you Mister Nasty Clark Gable! You're one bad actor!

(Singing)

Let's see, now what happens, you made my world stop..
Good lessons might be learned when some con corns your crop!
Sweet revenge !
You Made Me Love You !

You know You Made Me Love You...


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alvin - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
oh my...lol....what mental imagery....great concept
John Barry - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great story.
2Eagle - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
That is more true to life. Actors are not knights in shining armor in real life. Roman Pulansky comes to mind. Be careful of what you wish for. By the way, he was a total jerk in "It Happened One Night" and I hated that movie.
AFW - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, and 2Eagle
Red Ant - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh my.... where did THIS idea come from? I wish I knew the original - then spoken part looks like it took a bit of time.
AFW - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...I don't know if this will work, but the orginal is here.............. http://www.lyrics007.com/Judy%20Garland%20Lyrics/Dear%20Mr.%20Gable%20(You%20Made%20Me%20Love%20You)%20Lyrics.html
John Jenkins - September 15, 2007 - Report this comment
The concept was excellent and the entire parody was great, particularly the "consensual/differential" couplet.
AFW - September 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you John
TJC - September 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with John Jenkins on this one, AFW... here's a garland of fives
AFW - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TJ
Allen Smalling - May 27, 2017 - Report this comment
I really liked your parody. Much raunchier and funnier than "You made me love you . . . I didn't want to do it, you woke me up to do it." The sort of thing I'd imagine at a really nasty, exclusive H'wood party, except that the "prison rape" trope was probably too taboo even for that scene. I hope you still are doing these . . . this one's wonderful! - Allen Smalling, Chicago 27 May 2017
Callmelennie - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment
@Allen Smalling -- Airfarcewon hasn't posted anything in 20 months; and only twice in the past two years. And I cant recall the last time he posted a comment here. Which is a cause for concern as he struck me as someone who would now be in his seventies
Allen Smalling - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Dear Call Me Lennie, Thanks for your prompt and courteous answer. That would be a shame. I wonder: How do I scope out other parody versions of "You Made Me Love You" not here? Any answer would be appreciated: from Chicago, Allen Smalling
Al Silver - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, excuuuse me, CML. I'm in my eighties and I just submitted a parody for Monday. Still going strong (cough).
CML - May 28, 2017 - Report this comment
You are excuuuused, Al Silver, and certainly blessed to be able to compose parodies in your eighties. I came close to buying it a couple of years ago at age 59. I know of a few people from my high school class who are no longer with us. It happens. When someone who is very likely in his Seventies stops posting at Amiright after 2300 previous posts, it's a reason for concern .. isn't it? ...... And to Allen Smalling, there's a link on the side that says "Index by Performer" If you click on that and then click on letter A and go to Al Jolson, you'll find another parody by -- guess who? -- Airfarcewon. And that's about it.

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