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Song Parodies -> "Some Hair Over Her Main Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Some Hair Over Her Main Hole"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Some hair over her main hole
Shaved down low
Knees spread, just too much info
Britney's bared camel toe

From there out of that main hole
Came two tots
Plus those reams from the stars it seems
Like a parking lot

The world has looked into a star
As you were leaving from that car
Quite hairless

You wore no panties underneath
I saw roots of your wisdom teeth
And thought of Paris

Some hair over your main hole
Would be nice
Crabs now feel the cold wind blow
Crack house for homeless mice

We know you're such a hottie lass
Next picture please be of your ass
And fine t!ts

The pics are yours, it's up to you
But were they mine then pay-per-view
Is where you'd find it

Grow hair over your main hole
Live and learn
I'd have less of a strained pole
You'd have no razor burns

You let the little kiddies stare
Right up your main hole bared... your wares

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Matthias - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
At least it wasn't Judy Garland...
AFW - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Outrageously outstanding...many very funny lines
alvin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
screamingly and disgustingly funny...5s plus
John Barry - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I am laughing my pubes off!
Red Ant - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
"Crack house for homeless mice" LMAO! Excellent and twisted, as usual. 555+
stuart mcarthur - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
as if we needed confirmation, Dee, here we finally have it - you and I are equally as sick as each other

...although I never managed to come up with a "main hole/strained pole" couplet - LOL - 555
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Red Ant, muchas gracias, amigo. Stu, thanks for the link. Just read it (6 months without web access sucks!) and absolutely cracked up. Another in a long long line of great Stuart McArthur parodies.
Jack Wilson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! They should chnage the amiright part in your newer parodies' links to whatfreaks LOL
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, but I have much more explicit material for WhatFreaks LOL
Peregrin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Dee, you've a warped mind! Don't change :)
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Peregrin, many thanks mate
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Good lord! You really know how to push it right to the edge, Mr Range! This was, of course, hilarious...with that extra bit of "yeah!", because the OS is so sweet and innocent. 555+

Oh, security code for this is MUF...
Dee Range - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof, thanks mate...that security code "MUF" was hilarious...this is becoming quite a hilarious benefit in and of itself sometimes.

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