Democrats debate on down the line
They're after that election, each one says, "It's mine!"
But, let's pose one question right away
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Senator Joe Biden, Delaware
Claims Barack is articulate and not a square
Hillary's got Bill, but, he loves to stray..
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Here they come !
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Hey John ! that's sure expensive hair !
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Impressive list of candidates, there's eight out there
And they'll all tell you that they're doin' well
Been speakin' and campaignin' now for quite a spell,
He's a clean cut guy, Joe Biden say..
Can Obama catch Osama
Make him holler for his mama,
Can Obama catch Osama
If he's Prez someday?

Ooh-ee !
Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday..
Obama catch Osama..

Oh that White House road slopes mighty steep
They better have good platforms, promises they'll keep
As they make their run, we wonder, hey..
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Old Mike Gravel from Alaska state
The time he would take office he'd be "Seven-Eight"
And Chris Dodd ain't God, he just acts that way..
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Here they come !
Rah, a-rah, a-rah, a-rah, rah, rah
They're all a' buzzin' down the line
Looky, look, look, looky look, look, look
Dennis Kucinich needs more spinach for some Popeye shine !

There's Bill Richardson, New Mexican
Ambassador to UN, a good job he's done
Taco Bell supports him all the way
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Can Obama catch Osama,
Make him holler for his mama,
Can Obama catch Osama
..If he's Prez someday?