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Song Parodies -> "Can Obama Catch Osama If He's Prez Someday"

Original Song Title:

"On The Atchison, Topeka, and The Santa Fe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Can Obama Catch Osama If He's Prez Someday"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Democrats debate on down the line
They're after that election, each one says, "It's mine!"
But, let's pose one question right away
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Senator Joe Biden, Delaware
Claims Barack is articulate and not a square
Hillary's got Bill, but, he loves to stray..
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Here they come !
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Hey John ! that's sure expensive hair !
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Impressive list of candidates, there's eight out there
And they'll all tell you that they're doin' well
Been speakin' and campaignin' now for quite a spell,
He's a clean cut guy, Joe Biden say..
Can Obama catch Osama
Make him holler for his mama,
Can Obama catch Osama
If he's Prez someday?

Ooh-ee !
Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday..
Obama catch Osama..

Oh that White House road slopes mighty steep
They better have good platforms, promises they'll keep
As they make their run, we wonder, hey..
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Old Mike Gravel from Alaska state
The time he would take office he'd be "Seven-Eight"
And Chris Dodd ain't God, he just acts that way..
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Here they come !
Rah, a-rah, a-rah, a-rah, rah, rah
They're all a' buzzin' down the line
Looky, look, look, looky look, look, look
Dennis Kucinich needs more spinach for some Popeye shine !

There's Bill Richardson, New Mexican
Ambassador to UN, a good job he's done
Taco Bell supports him all the way
Can Obama catch Osama if he's Prez someday?

Can Obama catch Osama,
Make him holler for his mama,
Can Obama catch Osama
..If he's Prez someday?

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Dylan Baranski - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Now that you mention it, I have a cool idea for a video game where you play as barack Obama & you hunt down Osama bin Laden.
TJC - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Your trademark premium parody and approachability/singability, AFW! I enjoy your more *gentle* political lampooning; great substitutions and title--
Nope... - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Probably not. His grave's been kind of hard to find, you know. Anyway, what can you do if you do find it? Piss on the bones?
John Barry - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Title of the day!
alvin - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept and pacing...jaunty as hell
2Eagle - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Good wordplay. It is easy to get Obama and Osama confused.
Dee Range - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Catchy little number...can't get the tune out of my head now. Let's hope he does catch the A-hole if he's elected. Loved this all the way through!
AFW - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, bin Laden will certainly be available for Obama to catch, since Bush doesn't give a damn, and hasn't since at least December 2001. Possibly since September. Before that, he'd probably never heard of him. But we have, and I trust Obama, Hillary, and any other Democrat to try. I might trust McCain or Giuliani to try, but I don't trust them to do anything else. (Maybe they can swap wives. Play to their strength.)
John Jenkins - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Escellent title, excellent parody, excellent "Taco Bell" line.
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but had to look in to read this after seeing the title - marvellous, AFW :-)
Burnbra Bush - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I love Johnny Mercer's songs, and this is a very good parody!
Mike Juergens - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
First one I've firewalled this time around here! Outstanding!

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