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Song Parodies -> "The Jollies Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Trolley Song"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"The Jollies Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

With one blue viagra taken earlier,
To a brothel bedroom, I was led
All set to hump a dolly
Gave her name as Polly
My face was flushed and red..

She said, "Hi, there, Herbie.
You're a sexy guy.."
As, my clothes she started to remove
She jumped
...On me, then
And she..
....stared at my ten,
Then, she...
....stared at my ten, again

Wang! Wang! Wang!
Got my jollies
Dang! Dang! Dang!
What a gal!.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Smooth was Polly's
And I did prematurely expel

Pay! Pay! Pay!
Said the lady
More! More! More!
I did beg
Out ! Out! Out!
Said the Madam
And her dog started bitin' my leg..

I was removed,
From that ho house
I felt not like a man,
I felt more like a mouse..
I drove back home
To get more dough
When I returned I said
I'll buy another ho..

Step right in..
Spoke the madam
When she saw
My bankroll..
Big "C" notes,
Sure, I had 'em
Cost me three hundred more,
Cause, I did want to score,
Once again...
Took my money, and then

Brought in a babe
A sexy one
Her thong was purple,
She Looked like a lotta' fun
I felt soft lips
Down near my thighs
She done the things
that guickly brings
A bigger size..

Wang! Wang! Wang!
Went my jollies
Ohhh! Ohh! Ohhh!
Stammered, I
That was good,
Oh, By Gollies!

So, I started to stroll
But, she grabbed my bankroll
From my drawers...
Said, I'll give you s'mores
She played on with me,
blew five grand
Getting spanned
Till I ran
Out a' cash....
Man, she hauled major ash..

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alvin rhodes - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
ho ho ho...laughed like hell
Johnny D - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I apologize if what I'm about to say shocks anybody...but...I approve of this parody. ;-)
AFW - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and thanks for your approval, Johnny D.

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