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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Have yourself a Mary Lil For Christmas
Check out that red light
Bambi's gone
And Bubbles doesn't work tonight

Have yourself a Mary Lil For Christmas
Time of vice and play
Almost dawn,
The cops are probably miles away

What you need are some holdin' ways
Sexy foldin' ways of whore
Faithless wife, not so dear to you
Pourin' beer in you, once more

If your cash holds out, you'll include Heather
Kinda' fat, but "Wow"!
When it comes to fun these ladies sure know how..
So, Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas, now

Yes, Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas, now

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
that'll jingle your bells all right
carol - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
now that's what I call a hands on approach! 5's
AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and carol
Rex - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Everyone has their own brand of Christmas cheer, so cheer's to you!
AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex
John Harvey - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I'll stick with Candi Kayn. She's less expensive and almost as good. (Good Job: 5s)

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