Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Just a little ditty about all those "Christmas" traditions that have, well, absolutely nothing to do with Christ or Christianity
Have yourself a pagan sort of Christmas,
Deck that tree with lights
Makes you think:
What has it got to do with Christ?

Don't mention the pagan stuff at Christmas,
But make Yule-tide gay,
Send your cards
And burn the Yule log for twelve days

Here we are hanging mistletoe
Thinking this'll go so well
Christian friends do not realize
That it's paganized as hell

The solstice in December
Binge on Christmas food
Hang your stocking up, and lastly to conclude:
Say "Hello" to that pagan Father Christmas dude.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   15

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
re intro comment: true, but don't you love them? - 555 Phil
Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally, a protest carol I can use when people are in my face with "reason for the season" sermons; I had wanted to do something similar myself but was afraid of sounding preachy. 5-5-5.
John Barry - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Paganism underlies much of Christian ritual. Nothing like assimilation. Nice job, Phil.
Ravyn Rant - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll sing this when we light up the Solstice Bonsai - it's nicer than my previous: "Oh Bonsai Tree, oh, bonsai tree, you didn't cost me nothin'/ Don't have to haul you through the door, or clean your parts up off my floor/ Oh, bonsai tree, oh bonsai tree, you didn't cost me nothin'". Have some Yuletide 5s from me!
alvin rhodes - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody...good message...5s
Melhi - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yule be gettin' lots of 5s in your stocking, this year, Phil!
stacey - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
i thort it was fantastic blessings x
white trash - April 03, 2010 - Report this comment
actually it was christians holiday first
Night Heron - October 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Christmas is that time of year which gets enviromenetalists wackos upset becuase people cut down trees

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2081