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Song Parodies -> "Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas,
Baby on the way
From now on,
Pre-natal care takes all our pay..
Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas,
Can't exchange one gift
From now on,
Six other kids will take what's left
Here we aren't
In those sunny years
Had "Big Money" years, back then
Here we are,
Car won't start, we cuss,
Gotta' take the bus, again...
Someday soon, we all may be on welfare,
Then we'll all say, "Wow"!
Hang the cash and food stamps on the highest bough,
We'll have ourselves, (Let's tip the elves)
We'll Have Ourselves A Very Merry Christmas, now...
Baby on the way
From now on,
Pre-natal care takes all our pay..
Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas,
Can't exchange one gift
From now on,
Six other kids will take what's left
Here we aren't
In those sunny years
Had "Big Money" years, back then
Here we are,
Car won't start, we cuss,
Gotta' take the bus, again...
Someday soon, we all may be on welfare,
Then we'll all say, "Wow"!
Hang the cash and food stamps on the highest bough,
We'll have ourselves, (Let's tip the elves)
We'll Have Ourselves A Very Merry Christmas, now...
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Well done. Liked the "Someday soon, we all may be on welfare" line.
So should I say congratulations? Good job!
High praise for the "highest bough" line.
funny parody, my favorite today
Time to break out the credit slips for this family. 3 5's for this spoof.
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Echo Claude. (his comment is almost word for word what I was about to type.)
Ho ho ho and a bottle of fives! "Pirate Santa". Sorry, just felt like having a non-sequitur!
I thought this was gonna be about a gay marriage's first Christmas. Somebody wanna pick up the idea?
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