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Song Parodies -> "Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas,
Baby on the way
From now on,
Pre-natal care takes all our pay..

Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas,
Can't exchange one gift
From now on,
Six other kids will take what's left

Here we aren't
In those sunny years
Had "Big Money" years, back then
Here we are,
Car won't start, we cuss,
Gotta' take the bus, again...

Someday soon, we all may be on welfare,
Then we'll all say, "Wow"!
Hang the cash and food stamps on the highest bough,
We'll have ourselves, (Let's tip the elves)
We'll Have Ourselves A Very Merry Christmas, now...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done. Liked the "Someday soon, we all may be on welfare" line.
Ashkicksass - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
So should I say congratulations? Good job!
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
High praise for the "highest bough" line.
Royce Miller - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
funny parody, my favorite today
Scathe - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Time to break out the credit slips for this family. 3 5's for this spoof.
AFW - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Melhi - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Echo Claude. (his comment is almost word for word what I was about to type.)
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho ho ho and a bottle of fives! "Pirate Santa". Sorry, just felt like having a non-sequitur!
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about a gay marriage's first Christmas. Somebody wanna pick up the idea?

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