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Song Parodies -> "The State Test Retake Song"
Original Song Title:
"Can't We Start Over Again"
Original Performer:
Jóse Mari Chan
Parody Song Title:
"The State Test Retake Song"
Parody Written by:
WhizkidF
The Lyrics
This parody is about a student who missed two tests of the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test), my state test, because he went down with the flu. Actually, he made one of the acceptable excuses in order to retake them. You can replace the word FCAT with a two syllable nickname of your state test or just replace it with "state test."
(long instrumental intro)
It's been two days from now,
I know your kids complained,
Fearing the FCAT, and getting so riled,
May I retake this again?
I've been absent with flu,
Couldn't stand all this pain,
Two State standards tests I have been missing,
May I retake them again?
All through those days this school year,
No matter how hard I tried,
Sometimes I've been so ill for a week,
With all things Mom provides,
You are the one who makes retakes,
Praising the students their best,
Now is time to retake them again,
Teacher, I must redo that test.
(long instrumental break)
It's been two days from now,
I know your kids complained,
Fearing the FCAT, and getting so riled,
May I retake this again?
I've been absent with flu,
Couldn't stand all this pain,
Two State standards tests I have been missing,
May I retake them again?
All through those days this school year,
No matter how hard I tried,
Sometimes I've been so ill for a week,
With all things Mom provides,
You are the one who makes retakes,
Praising the students their best,
Now is the time to retake them again,
Teacher, I must redo that test.
(concluding instrumental interlude)
It's been two days from now,
I know your kids complained,
Fearing the FCAT, and getting so riled,
May I retake this again?
I've been absent with flu,
Couldn't stand all this pain,
Two State standards tests I have been missing,
May I retake them again?
All through those days this school year,
No matter how hard I tried,
Sometimes I've been so ill for a week,
With all things Mom provides,
You are the one who makes retakes,
Praising the students their best,
Now is time to retake them again,
Teacher, I must redo that test.
(long instrumental break)
It's been two days from now,
I know your kids complained,
Fearing the FCAT, and getting so riled,
May I retake this again?
I've been absent with flu,
Couldn't stand all this pain,
Two State standards tests I have been missing,
May I retake them again?
All through those days this school year,
No matter how hard I tried,
Sometimes I've been so ill for a week,
With all things Mom provides,
You are the one who makes retakes,
Praising the students their best,
Now is the time to retake them again,
Teacher, I must redo that test.
(concluding instrumental interlude)
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