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Song Parodies -> "Chew on Halls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
J.P. McKaskey
Parody Song Title:
"Chew on Halls"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
Below Average Dave has every intention of keeping his parodies free, however financially it is difficult to do so without some assistance. I have a brand new radio show which will air live on 365 coming January of 2011, this album is to commemorate that show and to raise money for costs which are going to be hard for me to pay without fan support. Enjoy my first ever full length parody album. For a hard copy version, please let me know you are interested and I'll tell you how to get one. They will eventually be posted to Amazon.com and the like, at that time you can get it there!
Chew on Halls cause coughs aren't healthy
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Donate toys to those less wealthy
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Freezing in our cold apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
As the frost bite burns Aunt Carole
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Miss the season just before this
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Warmer months with no more chapped lips
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Wild berries frozen over
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All this snow has killed the clovers
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Pale face my sun tan passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
At the stores folks pile in masses
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Car wrecks rise with icy weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And now comes Wilson and Leather
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Donate toys to those less wealthy
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Freezing in our cold apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
As the frost bite burns Aunt Carole
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Miss the season just before this
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Warmer months with no more chapped lips
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Wild berries frozen over
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All this snow has killed the clovers
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Pale face my sun tan passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
At the stores folks pile in masses
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Car wrecks rise with icy weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And now comes Wilson and Leather
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Once again congrats on releasing your first studio album and good luck getting people to buy them. It's a hard business but you took the first step and created a product that people will enjoy.
Surprisingly, my sales have been fairly robust, and I expect sales to increase when the Hard Copy is available online, I've sold enough to actually be in the green on this album--nowhere near enough to offset the total cost of everything I do in parody production over the course of a year, but enough to cover the cost of producing these 12 and the CD itself. . .I'm pleasantly surprised:)
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