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Song Parodies -> "Bagel"
Original Song Title:
"Trees"
Original Performer:
Joyce Kilmer
Parody Song Title:
"Bagel"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
I have a tasty fascination with bagels. As you can read in Bagel I'm Want You and Bagels
I think that I want doughy treat
A bagel lovely I can eat
A treat whose chewy chews are best
Along with cream cheese gooey mess
A treat that fills a knead each day
A massive carbohydrate, yea!
I see my waist in summer flair
It seems there’s nothing I can wear
The one holed goodness I obtain
Who evidently brought me gain
Bagels are ate by fools like me
Who wear a pants size fifty three.
A bagel lovely I can eat
A treat whose chewy chews are best
Along with cream cheese gooey mess
A treat that fills a knead each day
A massive carbohydrate, yea!
I see my waist in summer flair
It seems there’s nothing I can wear
The one holed goodness I obtain
Who evidently brought me gain
Bagels are ate by fools like me
Who wear a pants size fifty three.
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You and me both - mazel tov! Don't forget the jelly doughnuts and the mandelbrot.
Lousy poem; good parody of it.
2Eagle- And the smoked salmon Oy! JB- Thank you, sir. Never was fond of the poem, but always liked its rhythm.
I can relate comparing bagels to trees...because one I had once was hard as wood...I guess I'm more of a donut guy...clever work, though
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