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Song Parodies -> "Fees"
Original Song Title:
"Trees"
Original Performer:
Joyce Kilmer
Parody Song Title:
"Fees"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The dreaded phone bill...
The one bill I can never read
The phone bill loaded-up with fees
Endless fees I do detest
Call 1-800-***-**** to protest
Like 50 fees that I must pay
Service line, calls, Fed, State, all raised
Fees that seem all unfair
AT&T Reps do not care
And service contracts are a pain
Promos limited for true gain
Cell phones are more trusty
With Verizon I am pleased...
The phone bill loaded-up with fees
Endless fees I do detest
Call 1-800-***-**** to protest
Like 50 fees that I must pay
Service line, calls, Fed, State, all raised
Fees that seem all unfair
AT&T Reps do not care
And service contracts are a pain
Promos limited for true gain
Cell phones are more trusty
With Verizon I am pleased...
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