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Song Parodies -> "Boy Scouts to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Make Love to Me"

Original Performer:

Jo Stafford

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Scouts to Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

So as the streak of long-running BTC parodies continue, here is this one song all about the exciting 1951 Beat the Clock television broadcast.
Take me in your shows, and never let me go
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Getting the elephant and meet the scouts
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) They had the cheer all the way to greatest NASCAR fans
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) But anything say boy you're terrific cheesecake!
Come a little closer, boy scouts to me

Take it on me once again, before we say Smile, please!
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) We have the loud elephant walking it over again
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Our grandparents are going to watch the show
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) But our kinescope is lost, but you are great
Come a little closer, boy scouts to me

When you're near, so help me, dear
Hurry for all 300 boy scouts
Don't you know I love you so?
I won't be happy 'til the set is great

When I'm in your set, you give my heart a treat
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Every set was in 1951 on "Beat the Clock"
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Every time we rolled, we saw Roxanne for them
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Roxanne knew that they were a scanty costume
Now's the time to tell you, "Smile, please"

I won't be happy 'til you're mine
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) We'll one of the boy scouts have to do smell
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Everything loves about the huge elephant
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) Every time we watched, we need to put gloves
(Ba-boom-boom-boom-boom) But you are in broadcast action all about the show
Now's the time to tell you
"Hey, hey, baby, boy scouts to me"
Special thanks to George & Germaine Briant for making out this song! Also the greatest moment in TV & human history.

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