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Song Parodies -> "They Belong to Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Belong to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jo Stafford

Parody Song Title:

"They Belong to Me"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

Original here: Original here: https://youtu.be/mJvwzZZkb4M
See those pirated top secret files?
Stored in closets and in basement aisles
Random boxes and in messy piles
They belong to me

I embody CIA’s worst fears
Brought the Archivist to running tears
Covert records are just souvenirs
They belong to me
They're unclassified just 'cause I said so
Maybe they'll be worth some dough

I’ve got blueprints for atomic bombs
Seeking bidders without any qualms
Just as long as they will grease my palms
They belong to me.
They're unclassified because I said so
Maybe they'll be worth some dough, oh ho!

I’ve got blueprints for atomic bombs
Seeking bidders without any qualms
Just as long as they will grease my palms
They belong to me.

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