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Song Parodies -> "Giant Pumpkin"

Original Song Title:

"Little Rita"

Original Performer:

Joshua Bassett

Parody Song Title:

"Giant Pumpkin"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about a giant pumpkin for Halloween.
Giant Pumpkin lost his home
Many years gone up in smoke
Standing in the ash of all she knew
Candy is eating on the phone
'Cause she's not quite sure where to go
And the firemen can't save the bigger chips

I know this life isn't easy
But you know that I will be right here
You know that love's all you have chips
And someone who can eat your snacks
'Cause home is where the snack is
And my snack is always near
I promise in due time that you'll be fine
And everything'll be alright

Alright, alright
Yeah everything will be alright
Alright, alright

Don is pulling out his snacks
'Cause sometimes life just isn't fair
Eater's boy's been holding back his snacks
Pumpkin can't help cracking jokes
'Cause laughter's how he learned to eat
He can't yet say goodbye to the golden years

I know this life isn't easy
But you know that I will be right here
You know that love's all you have chips
And someone who can eat your snacks
'Cause home is where the snack is
And my snack is always near
I promise in due time that you'll be fine
And everything'll be alright

Alright, alright
Yeah everything will be alright
Alright, alright

Grandma smiles amidst the candy
He's just glad to see your eyes
Love is all that matters anyway
(Love is all that matters)
I know it's scary, I know it's sad
So eat your candy and eat the chips
'Cause no one knows how long they really have
(Thank you mommy, thank you daddy)

I know this life isn't easy
But you know that I will be right here
You know that love's all you have chips
And someone who can eat your snacks
'Cause home is where the snack is
And my snack is always near
I promise in due time that you'll be fine
And everything'll be alright

Alright, alright
Yeah everything will be alright
Alright, alright
And everything will be alright

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