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Song Parodies -> "Report's Full of Crap!"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Report's Full of Crap!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dick Cheney responds to the Senate Intelligence Committee Report on CIA Torture!!!
Report's full of crap!
Report's full of crap!
Report's full of crap!
Right action after 9/11 attack!!!

Report's full of crap!
Report's full of crap!
Report's full of crap!
So, Sheik Mohammed was tortured... (F-ck him)- too bad!!!

Specifics were not G.W.'s business
CIA didn't need terrorists' forgiveness
Just the hope of what the Intel would give us
Once the water-boarding stopped...

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Jonathan - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
I wanna give you three fives for Christmas I wanna give you three fives for Christmas I wanna give you three fives for Christmas so I'm gonna go hit "Send"
Torquemada - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
It's obvious that the parody sarcastically mocks Cheney. So Rob must be a closet liberal. Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Rob Arndt - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
No, it's just a parody as I mock everything equally!!!
Rob Arndt - December 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, have a Merry Xmas!

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