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Song Parodies -> "Singing Shanties"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

John Pierpont

Parody Song Title:

"Singing Shanties"

Parody Written by:

Sanari Sebuna

The Lyrics

Pirate version of JINGLE BELLS
Crashing through the sea
In a one manned ratty boat
O'er the waves we go
Singing all the way
Pirates in crow snest watch
Making things alright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A pirate song tonight


Oh, singing shanties, singing shanties
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to sail
In a one manned ratty boat
Singing shanties, singing shanties
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to sail
In a one manned ratty boat


A year or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon the Commodore's fleet
Was tailing my ships ass
The wood was brown and rotting
Misfortune seemed our lot
We got into a dead wind
And then we got caught


Oh, singing shanties, singing shanties
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to sail
In a one manned ratty boat
Singing shanties, singing shanties
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to sail
In a one manned ratty boat


Singing shanties, singing shanties
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to sail
In a one manned ratty boat
Singing shanties, singing shanties
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to sail
In a one manned ratty boat

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