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Song Parodies -> "Dye"

Original Song Title:

"Cry"

Original Performer:

Johnny Ray

Parody Song Title:

"Dye"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When your brown hair sends a letter of goodbye
Gettin' grayer..you'll look better if you dye..
When waking every morning,
In your mirror, it's unreal..
Rinse and color, and much better you will feel..

Seems like lately, girls don't hang around too long
You're not that old, silver streaks portray you wrong
Young yesterdays may still be found..don't let 'em pass you by,
Just keep your hair brown, and go right on, Baby, and dye..

Don't be lonely, romance still can sing your song
Never too old, but that gray just looks so wrong
Sweet yesterdays could still rebound, don't let 'em pass you by
Change your hair brown, just go on, Baby, and dye..



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alvin - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
retains the sad tone of the OS...especially liked the first line
TJC - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This was gray-t! (it would appear that Grecian's secret Formula is 555)
2Eagle - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I always liked the OS and that's good advice for the generation that remembers it. By the way, you may have heard Stan Freberg's version of that song on Dr. Demento.
LittleCupCakes - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(( o )) sealed with a CupCake kiss, Sir L'air ! ~ JohnnyRay ~ tunes are quite welcome, Sir .
AFW - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to all
John Jenkins - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, AFW. Isn't it better to go gray than to go bald?

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