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Song Parodies -> "Buy"

Original Song Title:

"Cry"

Original Performer:

Johnny Ray

Parody Song Title:

"Buy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When some sweet tarts in a bak'ry, catch your eye
Screw that diet, you'll feel better if you Buy
When waking from a boob dream
Don't you sometimes think they're real?
But, it's only falsie motions that you feel

After Christmas, you can't wait around too long
Get your ass out with the crazy shopping throng
Latch on to those low interest deals
Before they're marked up high
Jump in your Yugo, and go out and Buy

After Christmas, do not wait around too long
Grab your checkbook, tell the old man, suck a bong.
You gotta get deeper in debt, it's patriotic, try..
Scoot down to Walmart, and Buy, Buy, Buy..

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
good one
John Barry - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sold--5s.
AFW - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and John
Bill - November 09, 2013 - Report this comment
"falsie motions" in line 5, brilliant!

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