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Song Parodies -> "Hand Job"

Original Song Title:

"Willie and the Hand Jive"

Original Performer:

Johnny Otis

Parody Song Title:

"Hand Job"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Tell Claude Prez my wife wants her biscuits back.
I know a girl named Put-Out Millie--
In a frisky little mood, she slaps me silly!
She's a board-certified chiropractor-masseuse--
When she gives me a hand job, it gets me loose!

Mama said, "Poppa needs a manicure..."--
Gave him a hand job for Yom Kippur!
Poppa said, "Mama's car needs a shine..."--
Gave her a hand job for Valentine's!

Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!

Village People got together last fall--
Gave each other a hand job, and that ain't all!
Cop gave Construction Worker a twist--
When he gave him the hand job with his fist!

Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!

Doctor and a lawyer and an Indian chief--
They made a hand job circle and what a relief!
Doctor said, "Bob, better leave it alone--
You're starting to get carpal tunnel syndrome!"

Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Hey, hey....
Hey, hey....
ęBob "The Handyman" Gomez 2004

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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 5   15

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alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
gotta hand it to ya...this is funny...5s
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
9 votes, 1 comment? That's not right....well done, dude. 555
Bob Gomez, grateful for whatever I get - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin and Kris, and a very happy holiday....d;:^)

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