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Song Parodies -> "Vaseline"
Original Song Title:
"Tangerine"
Original Performer:
Johnny Mercer
Parody Song Title:
"Vaseline"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Vaseline,
Lubricant, so keen
Balm that we'd apply
Before KY was seen
Vaseline,
Soft and smooth old friend
Oil derivative
A slick'ning dividend
Shine and sheen, came from Vaseline
With a rub, so right
Where space was tight between
Wedding nights would have been a chore
Trying times of chafe and get sore
If not for good old Vaseline.
Vaseline,
Thanking it, we are
Once, just like a comb,
In every home, a jar
Vaseline,
Praises long unsung
Moistened membrane goals
To anxious souls, it brung
Too long ignored it, Vaseline
We should build a shrine
The granite kind, I mean..
To display our deep gratitude
For the fun it helped us have nude
We owe a lot to Vaseline
Yes, we owe a lot to Vaseline
Lubricant, so keen
Balm that we'd apply
Before KY was seen
Vaseline,
Soft and smooth old friend
Oil derivative
A slick'ning dividend
Shine and sheen, came from Vaseline
With a rub, so right
Where space was tight between
Wedding nights would have been a chore
Trying times of chafe and get sore
If not for good old Vaseline.
Vaseline,
Thanking it, we are
Once, just like a comb,
In every home, a jar
Vaseline,
Praises long unsung
Moistened membrane goals
To anxious souls, it brung
Too long ignored it, Vaseline
We should build a shrine
The granite kind, I mean..
To display our deep gratitude
For the fun it helped us have nude
We owe a lot to Vaseline
Yes, we owe a lot to Vaseline
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AFW, we owe a lot to gasoline, too. DKTOS, but good. No vote because I DKTOS.
smooooooooooooooooooth....
Pretty slick.
Thanks, Andria, alvin, and PMS
Oh wow. . .what a, um, lubricated parody. "Wedding nights would have been a chore Trying times of chafe and get sore". . .I used to use Vaseline when I chafed, until I found Lotramin, which seems to help more. . .do be do be do. . .do do do do do
Thanks, badave, glad u can relate
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