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Song Parodies -> "Vaseline"

Original Song Title:

"Tangerine"

Original Performer:

Johnny Mercer

Parody Song Title:

"Vaseline"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Vaseline,
Lubricant, so keen
Balm that we'd apply
Before KY was seen

Vaseline,
Soft and smooth old friend
Oil derivative
A slick'ning dividend

Shine and sheen, came from Vaseline
With a rub, so right
Where space was tight between
Wedding nights would have been a chore
Trying times of chafe and get sore
If not for good old Vaseline.

Vaseline,
Thanking it, we are
Once, just like a comb,
In every home, a jar

Vaseline,
Praises long unsung
Moistened membrane goals
To anxious souls, it brung

Too long ignored it, Vaseline
We should build a shrine
The granite kind, I mean..
To display our deep gratitude
For the fun it helped us have nude
We owe a lot to Vaseline

Yes, we owe a lot to Vaseline




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Andria - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, we owe a lot to gasoline, too. DKTOS, but good. No vote because I DKTOS.
alvin - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
smooooooooooooooooooth....
PMS - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty slick.
AFW - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria, alvin, and PMS
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh wow. . .what a, um, lubricated parody. "Wedding nights would have been a chore Trying times of chafe and get sore". . .I used to use Vaseline when I chafed, until I found Lotramin, which seems to help more. . .do be do be do. . .do do do do do
AFW - October 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, badave, glad u can relate

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