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Song Parodies -> "Where's Remote?"

Original Song Title:

"Mairzy Doats"

Original Performer:

Johnny Mercer

Parody Song Title:

"Where's Remote?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

I go a little batty, I'm a nutcase
Search the living room
I'm killing someone soon
Some call it petty, others call it lazy. But we all sing this tune:

Where's remote?
"Cause those remotes don't work a damned DVD
I'd see "Poison Ivy 2." Wouldn't you?

Oh, where's remote?
"Cause those remotes don't work a damned DVD
I'd see "Poison Ivy 2", without Drew

It's got to be here
It can't just disappear
Hey, maybe it tumbled behind me?

Sing, where's remote?
"Cause those remotes don't work a damned DVD
There's remote,
The spare remote. Let's see the damned DVD
To miss "Poison Ivy 2" wouldn't do
We'll see "Poison Ivy 2", without Drew

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin rhodes - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
AFW - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Unique idea..on a great old song, of a common problem
Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute!
Jeff Reuben - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know there was a "Poison Ivy 2". You'll be happy to know that I'll be keeping my eye out for it because of this (hey, baby's up at 3 in the morning, you never know what might be on tv). Your song has influenced me =)
John Barry - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats. I'd been trying to figure out something to do with this but couldn't. 5s
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Internet Movie Database confirms there is a "Poison Ivy 3."
Rod Worden - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and clever work, Rick! 5s
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Alvin, AFW, Adagio, Jeff, John, Michael and Rod for your kind comments and votes.
John Jenkins - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good job with a difficult OS to parody. A lot of excellent substitutions, especially "tumbled" for "jumbled."

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