look at me
i have taken off my pants and climbed a tree
and i squeal as i'm hangin' upside down
i can't hardly stand
i get tipsy
when drinkin' grand dad

tangueray
and the room i'm standin' in begins to sway
and this could be the sign its time to go
all sense disappears
i get tipsy
from one lousy beer

you could say
that my drinkin' is wrong
but its something i just like to do
can't you see how hopelessly i'm bombed
i'm high from swallowin' booze

on my own
i'm just sittin' on the barstool all alone
never knowin' my friends got up and left
i'm hammered and drunk
i get tipsy
its liquor i love

on the phone
as i try to find a pal to drive me home
bar is closin', and i'm the last guy left
then outside, i'm shoved
i get tipsy
and then i throw up

look at me