Song Parodies -> "I'll Take The Fifth Amendment"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelfth Of Never"

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Original Performer:

"I'll Take The Fifth Amendment"

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The Lyrics

Monica Goodling, former Dept. of Justice/White House liason and top aide to scandal-plagued Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez resigned rather than testify to Congress about U.S. attorneys being fired for political reasons; she recently testified under an immunity agreement. As sung by Monica Goodling to the press, immediately after resigning:

(instrumental intro)

You asked how much did I do; would I explain?
My name's Monica Goodling, and I must refrain.
You ask 'bout fired attorneys? I've said, "Adieu."
I'll take the Fifth Amendment; don't ask me or pursue.

Rove can boast... 'cause he runs the show.
Rove can boast... I've departed; I'll lay low.

My lawyer will to me tell... forget my gloom.
My lawyer will come over... to save me from doom.
My lawyer will fix things so... I don't serve time.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't admit a crime.

Rove can boast... 'cause he runs the show.
Rove can boast... I've departed; I'll lay low.

My lawyer will to me tell: forget my gloom.
My lawyer will come over... to save me from doom.
My lawyer will fix things so... I don't serve time.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't admit a crime.

I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't... ad-mit... a... crime....

(fade)

Author's blog version with MIDI music

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