Song Parodies -> I'll Take The Fifth Amendment
| Original Song Title: | "The Twelfth Of Never" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Mathis |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Take The Fifth Amendment" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Monica Goodling, former Dept. of Justice/White House liason and top aide to scandal-plagued Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez resigned rather than testify to Congress about U.S. attorneys being fired for political reasons; she recently testified under an immunity agreement. As sung by Monica Goodling to the press, immediately after resigning:
(instrumental intro)
You asked how much did I do; would I explain?
My name's Monica Goodling, and I must refrain.
You ask 'bout fired attorneys? I've said, "Adieu."
I'll take the Fifth Amendment; don't ask me or pursue.
Rove can boast... 'cause he runs the show.
Rove can boast... I've departed; I'll lay low.
My lawyer will to me tell... forget my gloom.
My lawyer will come over... to save me from doom.
My lawyer will fix things so... I don't serve time.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't admit a crime.
Rove can boast... 'cause he runs the show.
Rove can boast... I've departed; I'll lay low.
My lawyer will to me tell: forget my gloom.
My lawyer will come over... to save me from doom.
My lawyer will fix things so... I don't serve time.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't admit a crime.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't... ad-mit... a... crime....
(fade)
You asked how much did I do; would I explain?
My name's Monica Goodling, and I must refrain.
You ask 'bout fired attorneys? I've said, "Adieu."
I'll take the Fifth Amendment; don't ask me or pursue.
Rove can boast... 'cause he runs the show.
Rove can boast... I've departed; I'll lay low.
My lawyer will to me tell... forget my gloom.
My lawyer will come over... to save me from doom.
My lawyer will fix things so... I don't serve time.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't admit a crime.
Rove can boast... 'cause he runs the show.
Rove can boast... I've departed; I'll lay low.
My lawyer will to me tell: forget my gloom.
My lawyer will come over... to save me from doom.
My lawyer will fix things so... I don't serve time.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't admit a crime.
I'll take the Fifth Amendment, and won't... ad-mit... a... crime....
(fade)
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