Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Christie"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Look at him
He's as guilty, as it's written, on a limb
Just a dead man still clinging to a shroud
And can't understand
Poor Chris Christie you're pickled and canned

Walk away,
As the cryin' violins begin to play
Are you the new Rep candidate? Hell no
Support's nowhere near
Face it Christie, that old buck stops here

You might sway..some..keep leading them on
But the once big hurrah whispers, "Through"
Can't you see just how hopelessly you've lost
Who's left, still following you?

Blame's your own
Now, go wander through this blunder land alone
Facts are showing, your Right foot just got left
Crushed hat's in the ring,
Poor Chris Christie, you've blown everything..

You can say you weren't leading them on
But a long list of lies won't save you..

Blame's your own
So, go wander through your blunder land alone
Facts are showing, that Right foot just got left
Crushed hat's in the ring,
Poor Chris Christie, you've blown everything..

Look at him..

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

What??? - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Mr. Airfarcewon, how do you figure that Christie was not the GOP frontrunner candidate thus far when just prior to the bridge scandal, national polls put him 49% to Hillary Clinton's 48% if the election was held on that day in 2014? Christie also leads all Republicans like Cruz, Rubio, Jeb Bush, etc... by double digits as a contender. He IS the Number 1 Republican candidate so far, although neither he nor Hillary have announced an official run for the Presidency!!! I don't think the bridge scandal in 2014 will crush his hopes of running in 2016. There are a lot of Republicans and Independents that hate Hillary and when Obamacare flops or is repealed, defunded, whatever and we sink into severe debt of over $20 trillion and are facing financial collapse, a Republican is who to look to. Democrats may not have the votes they had last time because their 2016 candidate cannot blame GWB anymore. Obama will be 100% accountable for this disaster in our nation.
AFW - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
You know, I don't really care one way, or another...I just write parodies...and their content does not, necessarily reflect my personal or political opinions...some are based on news stories, or current events...but, even then, may be tweaked and fictionalized, or whatever, for what I hope is entertainment value...
Phil Alexander - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Can't help but think that if Christie was involved in this retributive prank, it was possibly the biggest foot-shooting exercise in recent US political history
Patrick - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
If Christie was involved, he should go to prison. Along with all his staff. Losing Christie as the Republican nominee is at once a big loss and no big loss. If you get my meaning. Just another RINO. Who is built like a rhino. Vladimir Putin for President. You know he loves his country.
John Barry - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Amen, AFW! Apparently some folks here have lost sight of the mission, namely writing and posting parodies, a definition of the singular here--parody: an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.
AFW - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks to Phil, Patrick, and John....Right, John...the way many of these comments are going lately...Chuckie might have to change the name of the site to, "AmipoliticallyCorrect"
Max Power - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
IKR AFW, you should have seen the comments I received for my puppy roasting parody where few judged me by the parody I wrote, amazing. With that said, Christie would be perfect for a cartoon villain where his aides helps him in his dastardly deeds.
Giorgio Coniglio - January 15, 2014 - Report this comment
A per JB, don't give a hoot for the intense politics, either. More importantly, you resurrected a wonderful old song, with very clever subs. 5s. GioLio

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 948