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Song Parodies -> "Adolf The Redneck-Bigot"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Johnny Marks

Parody Song Title:

"Adolf The Redneck-Bigot"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

Y’all know Bubba and Cletus and Jim Bob and Joe Jed
Junior and Otis and Wayne and Big O’ Ted
But still y’all ain’t met
The most bigoted redneck yet…

Adolf the Redneck-Bigot
Knows his First Amendment rights
Who knows? That could be why he
Gets into so many fights

All of the other rednecks
Rally ’round and chant his name
They hate Islam, and Adolf
Knows their hearts and feels the same

When he heard some refugees might come here some day
He swore at those wretched poor
“Go back and huddle up on your own damned shore!”

Then how the rednecks reveled
Firing rounds into the sky (Yee-haw!)
“Adolf, you redneck-bigot,
You’re a champ, and you’re our guy!”

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Terroristwat - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
If you're a delusional racist sociopath who's completely out of touch with both reality and the common sentiments of the American public, Chris Caillouet has written a theme song for you, you far-left douche nozzle!
Jonathan - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Yee-Haw! 5's
Psych - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Terroristwat, don't talk about yourself that way.
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Heil-arious.
Rob Arndt - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Amusing, can you do "Bubba Clause is Comin' to Town ( And It Ain't Pretty)?"
Patrick - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Well written. I could hear this being sung. Liked the volley of shots at the end. Of course, what goes up, must come down.
Chris Caillouet - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments and votes, everybody - even you, Pottymouth. Security Code: Dr. C (is in da house, yo)
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Wondered where you had gone, kind of. Seems that you are spending time productively in parody-land rather than whatfreaksville. Five hats off for this little gem.
Phil Alexander - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
:-D
Al Silver - December 27, 2015 - Report this comment
"Adolf" sounds like "Rudolph" and the Hitler subtext is apt. But I would go for the bullseye: "Donald." I'm not sure about the pacing of the third line, fourth verse. This is otherwise an excellent example of the light wit, tweaking, zaniness and mischievousness of the best of parodies.
Chris Caillouet - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Hi Al - I appreciate your analysis and praise! You’re right, I probably deserve a demerit for the pacing on the line you mention. It resulted from what was maybe a little laziness on my part and a strong desire to get the word “huddle(d)” in there to further the allusion to The New Colossus; unable to make it work cleanly with the pacing, I went the other direction and intentionally made it clumsy.

In my mind I justify it with the rationale that it is a direct Adolf-Donald quote, and while he may have been very well aware of having been cast in this carol when he bellowed, he was none too concerned with whether his message met its meter. And, of course, HE would flatly deny that it doesn’t. :-D
The Mic - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Chris only responds to stay relevent here. His parodies are junk like this one. His worldview isn't much better, but who expects excellence from a clown? Pander somewhere else.
Chris Caillouet - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
I have to assume you are being intentionally ironic, random person with no parodies to your name posting your sniveling snark on MY parody's thread. Who is the one trying to assert their relevance? Go be a passive radiator in someone else's studio, Mr. Mic.
The Mic - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Painting with broad strokes, eh? You'll never become a Master, but you can come paint my outhouse, Chrissy-Sissy!

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