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Song Parodies -> "Adult Film Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Holly, Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Johnny Marks
Parody Song Title:
"Adult Film Christmas"
Parody Written by:
R.M. Robertson
The Lyrics
Hey, even sleazebag producers and plastic actresses need the holidays..
It's an adult film christmas,
in the valley this year,
the hedgehog knows,
while jenna blows,
to have some christmas cheer!
it's an adult film christmas,
the director shouts out "cut!",
christy canyon laughs,
as the writers pass,
the mistletoe on her but!
it's an adult film christmas,
toys are passed around!
peter north springs,
for the plastic things,
while the girls all squirm around!
in the valley this year,
the hedgehog knows,
while jenna blows,
to have some christmas cheer!
it's an adult film christmas,
the director shouts out "cut!",
christy canyon laughs,
as the writers pass,
the mistletoe on her but!
it's an adult film christmas,
toys are passed around!
peter north springs,
for the plastic things,
while the girls all squirm around!
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Written by someone whose seen one adult film too many.
Freakin' awesome!! We need a whole lot more of these!!
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