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Song Parodies -> "Adult Film Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly, Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Johnny Marks

Parody Song Title:

"Adult Film Christmas"

Parody Written by:

R.M. Robertson

The Lyrics

Hey, even sleazebag producers and plastic actresses need the holidays..
It's an adult film christmas,
in the valley this year,
the hedgehog knows,
while jenna blows,
to have some christmas cheer!

it's an adult film christmas,
the director shouts out "cut!",
christy canyon laughs,
as the writers pass,
the mistletoe on her but!

it's an adult film christmas,
toys are passed around!
peter north springs,
for the plastic things,
while the girls all squirm around!

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Shiek of the Mutilated - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Written by someone whose seen one adult film too many.
U.S. Marine - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Freakin' awesome!! We need a whole lot more of these!!

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