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Song Parodies -> "Santa Clause is Hiding in Your Bushes"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Johnny Marks
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Clause is Hiding in Your Bushes"
Parody Written by:
R. M. Robertson
The Lyrics
In this day and age of terrorism and fear, we must try to muster up some christmas cheer. but it may be difficult this year because...
you better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
i'm telling you why,
santa claus is hiding in your bushes.
he's got a big knife,
and it's razor sharp,
if you're a bad kid,
he'll plunge it
into your heart,
santa clause is hiding in your bushes.
around your house he's creeping,
in the dark (it's really late).
he's got chiante' and fava beans,
he chop you up and serve you on a plate!
if on christmas,
this year,
you wanna stay well,
get outta your house,
and run like hell,
because santa claus is hiding in your bushes!
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
i'm telling you why,
santa claus is hiding in your bushes.
he's got a big knife,
and it's razor sharp,
if you're a bad kid,
he'll plunge it
into your heart,
santa clause is hiding in your bushes.
around your house he's creeping,
in the dark (it's really late).
he's got chiante' and fava beans,
he chop you up and serve you on a plate!
if on christmas,
this year,
you wanna stay well,
get outta your house,
and run like hell,
because santa claus is hiding in your bushes!
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Now see, if we released Christmas Songs like this, I think kids would start behaving around the year-555
That's just sick! >:(
Pacing's a little dodgy, but it's better than I was expecting after reading the first bit. You might have done it as "Santa Claus is creeping around" or something with a bit better scansion. But I don't want to turn this into a Lecter.. I mean lecture.
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