-> "The Paradest Battle of The Mall"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle of New Orleans" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Paradest Battle of The Mall"
In 2019 I had a great idea
A military show just like they do in North Korea
I called the Secret Service and I called up the Marines
And we had the highest ratings Fox and Friends has ever seen
I had bone spurs so I couldn't go to Vietnam
My papa said, "Donny, there's no way you're gonna go."
The Dems want war, well, they're about to get some
I'm caging every kid who crosses up from Mexico
I tweeted out the tweets and got the effing RNC
To give out a million tickets to our donor VIP's
They sat so close I could hear their iPhones ring
I read off the TelePrompTer, couldn't see a thing
The rain poured down like a urinatin' shower
Just like the Russian pussy that I had a while ago
My hotel's booked full o' rich and foreign powers
With Saudi killers, Exxon Mobil, Shell and Texaco
Well, the Roberts Court said that I had to change my tune,
"The racist census question, cut it out by Friday noon."
The DOJ said, we'll print it and omit,
But I thought about it for a second
Then I gave 'em shit!
We're puttin' up wall all across our southern border
But immigrant rapists keep on comin' with their ho's
They're smugglin' kids with no sense of law 'n' order
And drownin' in the Rio Grande north of Mexico
Yeah, the Army rammed air!
And rammed the airy ramparts!
It took over airports where the traffic couldn't go!
At Fort McConnell there were star spangled banners!
A fireworks stravagasm you could see from Mexico!
The G20 summit was a fabulous success
I had a steak and lobster and Ivanka bought a dress
She had a conversation that went viral in no time
That Frenchy what's-her-name, she lost her IMF-in' mind
With Aircraft One and the biggest arterilly
We blew out people's earbuds with a stealthy airshow
The rain poured worse and Melania squeezed my willy
I got a tan, a diet Coke and turned on HBO
They can cut through wires
They can cross-desert scramble
They'll apply for asylum but I'm gonna just say no
I'll rip off funds from our sacred military
To cage up every toddler who was born in Mexico
Mouth off, three-four
Mouth off, three-four
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