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Song Parodies -> "North Thru The Ass'ka (Colonoscopy Blues)"

Original Song Title:

"North to Alaska"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Horton

Parody Song Title:

"North Thru The Ass'ka (Colonoscopy Blues)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on

Big Sam had to spraddle for a colonoscopy
His old prat and fart'ner wasn't workin' properly
They crossed the rectum river,
And searched with a fine tooth comb
Below his hairy fountain,
Started probin' and shoved it home...

Across the pimply mountains, in his valley far below
It's a trip that's so disgusting, but, the doctors have to go
Had the lights and the scope a'runnin' wild
In the land where the sun don't shine
Yes, Sam McCord was a mighty man
But, we all need this, sometime..

Where the colon is winding,
For polyps, they're mining
North Thru The Ass'ka
They're goin' North, the push is on..

Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on

Doc turned to Sam, with the probe in his hand
Said: "Sam, you're a' lookin' like a pretty healthy man.
We searched every nook that's buried in your bum
And found just one small polyp there to take a biopsy from

The biopsy was benign, we clipped it at the wall
It's good news, Sam, no problem, no worries, at all
All done with your heiny, and this Teevee show
Cover up your pimply mountains, pay the bill, you're free to go.."

Where the liver is winding
No bad things they're finding,
North Thru The Ass'ka
They headed North, the push was on

Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They headed North, the push was on
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They headed North, the push was on







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Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, you've GOT to start entering competitions. You're consistently LOL funny, and you need to get more people to tell you that. 555+
John Barry - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll tell you. 555
Rick C - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll second, er, third that. 555
alvin rhodes - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
painfully funny
AFW - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...but, getting favorable comments and votes from high calibre people like yourself, John Barry, Rick C., alvin, and others who stop by, regularly..is enough for me...
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I may be too crass for high calibre comments but I'll try and rip one. This shit was funny. 5's.
AFW - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
A late thanks, Lionel
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Up your... score! I wish I could find a link to Robert Klein's song "Colonoscopy," which, while comedy, is apparently not a parody.

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