Been pumpin' iron and losin' pounds
Fatso I'll be no more
Skippin' KFC from Colonel, and Mac's fare
Soon the shaved of mirth shall gather
Screamin', bangin' at my door
Cuz' when that roll is gone down yonder, Babes will care

When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll is gone down yonder
Gals will stare..

On some bright and broad filled morning
I'll suck in, where I now rise
Babes will see my chisled six pack and they'll stare
All the chosen ones will gather
At my home to show their thighs
When that roll is gone down yonder, they'll be there..

(Oh) When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll - is gone down yonder
(Yes) When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll is gone down yonder
They'll be there..

Keep my treadmill buzzin' faster
From the dawn - till setting sun
Two miles joggin', every evenin' - in fresh air
When these work-outs are all over
Toward me, hot females will run
When that roll is gone down yonder, They will share

When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll - is gone down yonder
When the roll is gone down yonder
They'll be there..