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Song Parodies -> "Gross Spiders in my Fly"

Original Song Title:

"Ghost Riders in the Sky"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Gross Spiders in my Fly"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I think I'll just stay in the house. Original can be heard here:
An old cobweb was hiding in the park where I do play
Upon a ledge in restroom, the arachnids they did stay
They crawl and pounce and bite I heard, take dead-eye aim with maw
A-chowing through their laggard prize, they sup with bloody jaw

My fanny felt so dire and some moves, they made me reel
Forlorn my crack was whiny and a pot rest was my zeal
A jolt of beer went spewing and it thundered down my thigh
And it spawned the spiders running hard and heading toward my fly

Zipper I show (zipper I show), zipper I splay (zipper I splay)
Gross spiders in my fly

My feces taut, big size I’ve heard, exert and choke regret
The spiders speed to catch the turd, my pants are like a net
‘Cause they’re hot to slide whenever I do change and zip my fly
In force, purporting ire, as they stride up on my fly

As the spiders scope the dry rim, I heard them all exclaim
“If you want to brave the bowl with smell, you might get the mange
So, now boy, strangely gaze away and split so we’ll subside
Defying a batch that’s undeterred, just leave us all those pies”

Zipper I show (zipper I show), zipper I splay (zipper I splay)
Gross spiders in my fly

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Title o' the day!
Phil Alexander - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
ROFL - brilliant title sub, wonderfully grossly-executed :-D
Leough - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Great rhyming to the OS! Had me laughing throughout, especially at the choruses!
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
555 for the Arachnoparody!!! No web of deceit here...
Andy Primus - May 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Ha ha, that certainly is gross. Made me laugh with your use of "fanny". Look up the UK meaning if you don't already know.

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