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Song Parodies -> "Holiday Drivers"

Original Song Title:

"Green Grow The Lilacs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday Drivers"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Holiday drivers are driving me nuts
Tailgating, lane changing, dead stops, and fast cuts
They're in a big hurry, and going like hell
If they're not more careful, they will get there, as well

Holiday drivers out on the turnpike
Should park their machines and trade them for a bike
Horsepower is something no horse would abuse
If we're not smart as horses then we're gonna' lose

(Oh) Holiday drivers haul trees on their car
They cover the windshield - can't see where they are
Large gifts in the back seat obstructing more view
Oh, those Holiday drivers don't care what they do...

Holiday drivers are a menace to man
So, stay off the roads if survival's your plan
They all need a visit from Ebeneez-er
To remove Christmas spirits - inside him and her

Ohhhhh..Holiday drivers are driving me nuts
Tailgating, lane changing, dead stops, and fast cuts
They're in a big hurry, and goin' like hell
If they're not more careful, they will get there, as well

Unless they're more careful, they will get there, as well

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Barry J. Mitchel - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Fine work on an appropriate OS, although daisies (not lilacs) grow on graves.
AFW - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Barry...true...
Christie Marie M - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Very great job on this, AFW. Love this C/W song! This also cracked me up and you made a great description of this particular holiday rush. Things that came to mind...last minute Christmas shopping...grocery shopping for Christmas dinner...visiting relatives up North (or South, in Europe, or wherever). December is the busiest months of the year and a complete hassle. Today, I also had my share of rush hour traffic for this holiday week. Went to NY and boy, it's like a zoo. Well, really enjoyed this one and still couldn't stop laughing after reading/singing your satire. 555 and message to all holiday drivers: Keep an eye on the road...don't drink and drive...don't text and drive....don't call and drive...don't drive over the speed limit...and don't block the intersection...no TURN ON RED!!
AFW - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, again, Christie...you've got your whole schedule mapped out, there...and very good advice...you always have such sparky comments..You should have your own magazine column

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