Holiday drivers are driving me nuts
Tailgating, lane changing, dead stops, and fast cuts
They're in a big hurry, and going like hell
If they're not more careful, they will get there, as well

Holiday drivers out on the turnpike
Should park their machines and trade them for a bike
Horsepower is something no horse would abuse
If we're not smart as horses then we're gonna' lose

(Oh) Holiday drivers haul trees on their car
They cover the windshield - can't see where they are
Large gifts in the back seat obstructing more view
Oh, those Holiday drivers don't care what they do...

Holiday drivers are a menace to man
So, stay off the roads if survival's your plan
They all need a visit from Ebeneez-er
To remove Christmas spirits - inside him and her

Ohhhhh..Holiday drivers are driving me nuts
Tailgating, lane changing, dead stops, and fast cuts
They're in a big hurry, and goin' like hell
If they're not more careful, they will get there, as well

Unless they're more careful, they will get there, as well