-> "Hey Porter (2011 version)"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Porter"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Porter (2011 version)"
The Lyrics
Hey porter! Hey porter! Would you please set the clime!
The air-cond' system is hot, I'm sweating and I'm covered all in slime
At sunset will you tell the engineer to play that music loud
I've plugged my earphones on central radi-o, can't hear the sound
Hey porter! Hey porter! Come and rig my heated seat
I like when it's warm but I can't stand the excess heat
At sunset will you tell the engineer to be carefull with that bell
which calls the stations, its loud and I can hear it well
Hey porter! Hey porter! Please check the Wireless LAN
I've logged my laptop on but I can't access network, man
At sunset will you tell the engineer to dim the lights inside
My screen is clear and I don't need the fluorescescent light
Hey porter! Hey porter! Please get me beer, oh please!
I know the club car's there but can't leave my laptop, as you see
At sunset will you tell the engineer to slow it down
Two hundred klicks per hour's enough and it's all dark around
Hey porter! Hey porter! Please open up the door
The automatic system's jammed and I can't pull no more
Go tell the engineer, say thanks a lot an I really liked this ride
The Inter-City is one great train and Johnny wouldn't deny!
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