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Song Parodies -> "Fattest Behind"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfied Mind"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Fattest Behind"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

How many times,
Have you heard someone say,
If I had her figure,
On a scale, I'd not weigh
My woman could win it..
There's no doubt in my mind,
Any contest they held..
For the fattest behind

I rent her out hot days,
For the shade she can cast
She never eats slow food..
She only likes fast
I been workin' my tail off..
To keep her's lard lined..
Arlene holds the title,
For the fattest behind..

When her days are ended,
And she's snapped her last thong
With all she's ingestin'
That won't be too long..
I'll have her cremated...
No coffin they'll find
That could hold my old woman's..
Big fattest behind

Yes, she'll be cremated...
Large urn..super kind
It'll hold my dear Arlene's...
Ashed fattest behind
Behind... behind...
Fattest behind











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Mark Scotti - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done pun on buns! Reminds me of my "Wide ways" parody!!
Timmy1000 - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Some mm-mmm good reading while waddling up to my triple cheeseburger.
MadameDeThong - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, Mighty duke 0Edge, I work diligently on my ' Tail trailer', and proud to display it best: wearing tight, 'Pocketless' brushed-Soft Denins ! ! no pockets there to compete with view o my tail, Sir L'Air ! !
2Eagle - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
If you cremate her it will take quite a while.
blackjack21 - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Lardy, lardy this was good! 555
AFW - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Timmy, LCC...Interesting comment...and thanks, 2Eagle..true...and blackjack..
Christie Marie M - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Way to "grind" there, AFW! Livin' large with this one! Here's 3 sets of big, fat 5's!!

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