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Song Parodies -> "Gacy's Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Casey Jones"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Gacy's Bones"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Read on you readers, if you care to scan
A story about a murderous man
John Gacy was his well known name
And serial killings gave him his ill fame
Gacy spread terror in Chicago town,
And became known as the Killer Clown
Perverted sex was his evil plan
He sent many men to the Promised Land..

Gacy's Bones,
Dug 'em in the basement
Gacy's Bones,
By the river's reeds
Gacy's Bones,
Bodies of his victims
John Wayne Gacy done
The devil's deeds..

Born St. Patrick's day in "42"
Sentenced to ten years for a rape, he would do
In just eighteen months, he was freed, paroled..
Settled down, got married, seemingly controlled..
Neighbors, who would visit complained of a smell
Turned out later, to be..a smell from hell
Broke up with his wife..to him, men were dear
He would pick 'em up, and they'd disappear..

Gacy's Bones,
Found 'em in the basement
Gacy's Bones,
By the river's reeds
Gacy's Bones,
Bodies of his victims
John Wayne Gacy done
The devil's deeds..

Owned a construction firm he called PDM
Hired young male workers, then assaulted them
Played out perversions on a chosen few
Years rolled by till anybody knew
They'd come up missin' when the day was done,
Murdered by Gacy, each, one by one..
At a party, once had his fortune told,
Fortune teller got ill, called him strange and cold..

Gacy's Bones,
Buried in the basement
Gacy's Bones,
By the river's reeds
Gacy's Bones,
Bodies of his victims
John Wayne Gacy done
The devil's deeds..

Fin'lly got Gacy with good crime detect,
Judged him to die by lethal inject..
Thirty-two bodies..the final toll
He paid in hell for his evil soul...

Gacy's Bones,
Dug up in the basement
Gacy's Bones,
By the river's reeds
Gacy's Bones,
Bodies of his victims
John Wayne Gacy done
The devil's deeds..

John Wayne Gacy done
The devil's deeds..

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Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
"Dead" on parody. Not give us one about Jeffrey Daumer. ;D
UnKnownWOEtress - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
very detailed tale of Woe & mayhem, Sir L'Air.
AFW - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, OMR, and LCC
Timmy1000 - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Another clever, oddball parody from AFW - great job on another one.
AFW - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy...That's me, Oddball..you can call me Odd for short :)

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