-> "The Streets Where I Pay Dough"
Original Song Title:
"The Streets of Laredo"
Parody Song Title:
"The Streets Where I Pay Dough"
As I was hunting one evening for pleasure,
As I was hunting for pleasure, late day..
I spied a hot hooker, all dressed in white, grinnin'
Dressed in white, grinnin' and walkin' with sway
"I can tell by your outfit that you are a hooker"
These words I did speak, as I slowly cruised by
"Come and sit down beside me, I'll pay fifty dollars,
You breast quite a bust, and there's rust on my fly."
"Need a ride in the saddle, and some hot tub splashin',
But before the saddle, I'd love fond foreplay."
I stopped by the florist and bought you these roses
Want a shot at your breasts, you're my choice, today."
"Like six Dallas cowboys, or Miami Dolphins
I need a good maiden to heed William's call
We'll petal the roses and shag in a coffin'
'Cuz I'm a mortician and that's how I ball."
"Now beat my bum slowly, and play my fife lowly,
Bang my big organ with a lively pump or two."
Last time it was sweet Sally, who laid her bod o'er me,
And gave me some wow joy, as I drank from her shoe."
"You fit, to the letter, my fantasy wishes,
You're youth and experience glow fresh like the dawn
Pretend you are dead, now..and I'll feign embalming
I'll paint you with make-up as though you've passed on."
She sang, as we drove back, the moon casting shadows
On streets where I pay dough, a dog wandered, stray
I handed the hooker a tip, in the alley,
She brushed me a cheek kiss and smiled on her way
She beat my bum slowly, and played my fife lowly,
Banged my big organ with a lively pump or two,
As grand, as had sweet Sally, she laid her bod o'er me,
And gave me some wow joy, as I drank from her shoe..
And gave me great wow joy, as I drank from her shoe..
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