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Song Parodies -> "I Make The Wine"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Make The Wine"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My occupation's primitive as apes,
It's stompin' barefoot in a vat of grapes,
Just tromp around until the juice escapes
Runs thru a line, I make the wine..

Insured with Lloyd's of London, these ten toes
They are my livelihood, and Heaven knows
Without them I'd be just like other Joes,
Wear shoe size nine, I make the wine..

Work for this grand old fashioned winery
They've got the best vineyards in Italy
I respect them and they are proud of me
It ferments fine, I make the wine..

After a long hard day, my feet have pain
I wash them good, but can't erase the stain
The color purple always will remain,
My trademark sign, I make the wine..

If you're quite fond of Italian cuisine
Dine at a Roman restaurant, quaint, serene
Have wine and in the glass toenails are seen,
They could be mine, I make the wine..

They could be mine, I make the wine..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Rex - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this, will there be a sequel -- "I drink the wine"?
alvin - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
a fine vintage parody
MadameNorCAL - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ahh, il vino, supremo, Senore L'air de Farce! Barvo . . . no . . . BRAVO ! but minus the fiber of toeNails !
Andria - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm sure you intended high-quality wine to be the subject of your parody, not Thunderbird and its ilk, all of which are probably made by machines. Great job, and 5s.
AFW - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex...probably not...and thanks, alvin, and LCC..and Adria..true
Susanna Viljanen - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this fine parody a whole 555 ml bottle!
AFW - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Susanna
Christie Marie M - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I would like to give a toast to a great parody well done, AFW!! I would never "wine" about this song. I echo Susanna's, Alvin's, and all those comments above! I'll drink to that!!! 555.
AFW - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie..good pun

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