Song Parodies -> I Walk the Lion
| Original Song Title: | "I Walk the Line" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Cash |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Walk the Lion" |
| Parody Written by: | Patrick McWilliams |
As every cat's person knows, when Fluffy wants something, he or she will not take "no" for an answer. That goes whether Fluffy weighs two pounds, or two hundred pounds.
I keep a close watch on this zoo of mine
I keep the cages clean all of the time
And all the animals are treated fine
Each day at nine, I walk the lion
There's a lot of complicated things to do
When you raise an exotic kinkajoo
But to our morning routine I must be true
Each day at nine, I walk the lion
As sure as carnivores are born to eat
There are visitors I have to greet
But remembering that I am made of meat
Each day at nine, must walk the lion
There's a giant feline shadow looming large
Into my office he is apt to barge
And remind me who really is in charge
The clock strikes nine, must walk the lion
He keeps a close watch on this zoo of mine
He keeps the cages open all the time
And all the birds and beasts they went a-flyin'
Each day at nine, still walk the lion
Each day at nine, still walk the lion
I keep the cages clean all of the time
And all the animals are treated fine
Each day at nine, I walk the lion
There's a lot of complicated things to do
When you raise an exotic kinkajoo
But to our morning routine I must be true
Each day at nine, I walk the lion
As sure as carnivores are born to eat
There are visitors I have to greet
But remembering that I am made of meat
Each day at nine, must walk the lion
There's a giant feline shadow looming large
Into my office he is apt to barge
And remind me who really is in charge
The clock strikes nine, must walk the lion
He keeps a close watch on this zoo of mine
He keeps the cages open all the time
And all the birds and beasts they went a-flyin'
Each day at nine, still walk the lion
Each day at nine, still walk the lion
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funny mental imagery...loved the "made of meat" line especially
Sir, this is Zooreal !!! Crazy and definitely ( CABO-ONE ) Award worthy! Hooray for Monkey IsLand, SFO ! I love parodies done to JohnnyCash hits = ((x)) kss!
Very clever stuff here... 5-5-5
I agree with alvin
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