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Song Parodies -> "I've Loved Lotta' Girls"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I've Loved Lotta' Girls"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm as old as the hills, In fact, there's prob'ly a few I've outlived
At romance I've been lucky, many conquests, some were secretive
I've seduced royalty, pretty peasants, babes both lean and wide
When I was on my game, no lady could resist charms I applied
Didn't need to be handsome..stature rather short and bland
I'd just be funny and pay them compliments, and kiss their hand..

I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
Brunettes, blondes, black curls, Man
Some redheads who were pearls, Man
My wheel of romance swirls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls...

I've swung with:
April,
Rosemary,
Gretchen,
Mary, Ashley
Mabelline
Sally, Jeanne
LuAnne,
Sue and Sherry
Genevieve,
Doris
And, one
All girl chorus
Trudy,
Tabatha
Madyson
Sweet Delores
Tyler
Annabel
Clarabel
Kim and Brandy,
Penny, Candy
Shawn and Sandy
Mae and Mandy,

All were dandy...
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
Brunettes, blondes, black curls, Man
Some redheads who were pearls, Man
My wheel of romance swirls, Man..
I've Loved Lotta' Girls...

Shared beds with::
Nanette,
Babette
Janet,
Jen and Sara
Cathy Jo
Jamie,
Tammy,
With mascara
Airforce Amy
Sally Roe
Billie Joe
From Tallahatchee
Mindy
Cindy,
And Wendy
She was beefy
Gloria
Andrea,
Jessica,
Autumn's Leafy
Avalonne
Dot & Shawn
Misty Dawn,

Celine Dion,
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
Brunettes, blondes, black curls, Man
Some redheads who were pearls, Man
My wheel of romance swirls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls..

Undressed with:
Margaret,
Karen,
Dorothy
Caroline
Della,
Louella,
Abigail
Adeline
Karla,
Darla,
Geraldine
Shirley
Eloise
Pamela
Cynthia
Abylene
Marsha
Sasha,
Pasha,
Anastasia
Darlene,,
Marlene
Lovely Asia

She'd amaze ya'
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
Brunettes, blondes, black curls, Man
Some redheads who were pearls, Man
My wheel of romance swirls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls...

Some well-knowns:
Greta,
Amelia,
Eleanor,
Cleopatra
Katherine,
Lucy
Judy,
Gayle & Oprah
Jacqueline,
Ladybird,
Marilyn
Laura, Nancy
Mamie,
Bridgette
Gloria,
Young Loretta,
Rosalyn,
'Lizabeth,
Hillary,
Beyonce,
Angelina
Presley, Lisa
Ma Teresa,

She's a teaser
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls, Man
Brunettes, blondes, black curls, Man
Some redheads who were pearls, Man
My wheel of romance swirls, Man
I've Loved Lotta' Girls..

I've Loved Lotta' Girls...












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Andria - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, thank you for mentioning me in your parody. However, you misspelled my name. Next time you mention me in a parody, remember that I spell my name with an "i" rather than an "e".
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Check again, Andria....no Andrea, either
Andria - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, "Andrea" is actually between "Gloria" and "Jessica". You must have wrote down the wrong name when you intended to write down "Angela".
alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
a riotous sing-a-long....glad ya got "air force amy" in there...lol
Red Ant - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you sure "Shawn" was a girl? And what about Gratilda, didn't you love her? =) Wilt Chamberlain would be envious of this list. 5s.
Jack Wilson - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great one AFWilt, 5s
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"Judy, Gayle & Oprah". . .ewwww. . .seriously funny, but Judy or Oprah, those are images I can do without:) Fun Times
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You're right, Andria....ya' got me..thanks for vote and comment........and thanks, alvin, .............Thanks Red Ant, yes, Shawn is actually one of the true ones...but, Gratilda, no, I missed her....and thanks, Jack...and Dave..the Judy was Judy Garland, who was quite striking when young...a few years past Oz..of course...With.Gayle and Oprah, I went for the humor...
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Lovely litany of lechery.
Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought gentlemen didn't tell... Have you been checked for STDs? ... Ma Teresa, huh? What was that like? (Fives, of course.)
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John....and TT...Ma T ? very reverent
Peregrin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one AFW. Loved the well-known list at the end :)
TJC - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
That was great... inspired and deftly s-executed premium parody!
Darrell Wilhelm - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Aggy, you slept with Mother Teresa? I believe that such a thing would be comparable to screwing your great-great-grandmother.
AFW - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Peregrin, and TJC
AFW - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Darrell, but you got the name wrong, I'm AFW, not Aggy....that's what's good about parodies, you can run the gamut of the unthinkables

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