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Song Parodies -> "Thing Of Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Ring Of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Thing Of Fire"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Fire -- is a tricky thing
And it makes -- an ouchy sting
My -- IQ's not higher
So I jumped into a thing of fire

I jumped in to a burning thing of fire
I went "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and the pain was dire
And I learned, learned, learned
Don't play with fire
Don't play with fire

The pain -- was so complete
From head -- down to my feet
Roasted me like an Oscar Meyer
Shrieked so high I could join a choir

I jumped in to a burning thing of fire
I went "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and the pain was dire
And I learned, learned, learned
Don't play with fire
Don't play with fire

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Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
jack-@$$ stunt...
Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't give 'em any ideas, Static. As for this parody, Smokin'! Much better than your first Cash effort.
Meriadoc - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Now this is the Cash song exactly the way I understood it when I was just three... brought back weird memories... :-D
Jonathan S. - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm the first one to vote? Yeesh. As for the parody, to borrow Paris Hilton's catchphrase, "That's hot!" (However, if there's so much she thinks is hot, I wonder...Is Paris Burning? XD ROFL)

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