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Song Parodies -> "I Walk The Lion"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Walk The Lion"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I acknowledge another Lion parody to this song, by Alvin Rhodes...entitled, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" ...Also, Lion should be sung as one syllable
I keep a half-ton lion as a pet
If neighbors are real loud, like they can get
Along the avenue where they all set,
I Walk The Lion, I Walk The Lion

I'm just a quiet guy, don't have no vice
Mind my own business, folks say I'm nice
Sure, you can push me, but if I'm pushed twice,
I Walk The Lion, I Walk The Lion

Leo is a lot like me, don't growl a lot
Just lays around, and claims the turf he's got
But if a threat'ning source invades our spot
Fur will be flyin'. I Walk The Lion

I never scream or yell or raise a fuss
Just shove a turkey leg in Leo's big puss
To stress the fact that he's carnivorous
I Walk The Lion, I Walk The Lion

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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Norman Wanman - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I got a problem with the pacing. It is funny but to me, I am not fond of the parody using the I Walk the Lion twice in a line. Cause TOS went "Because you're mine, I walk the line" and "I Walk the Lion, I Walk the Lion" seemed a bit too short of creativity. Like the idea but I am sorry for the score of 3/4/3. Really, I am.
alvin rhodes - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
funny imagery...5s
John Barry - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Gee, it's great, long as no one gets ate, walkin' my maned king back home.
2Eagle - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute. I like any songs about cats - even lions.
AFW - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all...
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you meant "but keep the 2 syllable pronunciation in the first line, er lion" - good one AFW - you are the LINE KING - 555
Yoidy - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderfully simple, peaceful and savage at the same time. Purring 5s.
Meriadoc - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Eeeee! Lion is one syllable! Just like squirl! :-)

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