Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "I Talk Online"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk the Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I Talk Online"
Parody Written by:
O.V. Michaelsen (Ove Ofteness)
The Lyrics
I TALK ONLINE
I keep a close watch on that screen of mine.
I keep my LAN line open all the time.
With all the chat rooms, friends aren't hard to find.
Because you're mine, I talk online.
I find it very, very easy to be cute,
Those endless times when you seem deaf and mute.
My friends don't know I'm in my birthday suit.
Because you're mine, I talk online.
You've got a way to get on someone's nerves.
You give me cause for regret no one deserves.
I'd rather chat with all the geeks and pervs.
Because you're mine, I talk online.
I keep a close watch on that screen of mine.
I keep my LAN line open all the time.
With all the chat rooms, friends aren't hard to find.
Because you're mine, I talk online.
I find it very, very easy to be cute,
Those endless times when you seem deaf and mute.
My friends don't know I'm in my birthday suit.
Because you're mine, I talk online.
You've got a way to get on someone's nerves.
You give me cause for regret no one deserves.
I'd rather chat with all the geeks and pervs.
Because you're mine, I talk online.
The audio of the parody is available free on iSound.com:http://www.isound.com/ov_michaelsen_singer_songwriter_guitarist_aut
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 17 | 17 | 17 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
LOL!!
He can't touch a word without making it funny.
A minor revision: I changed LAN line to "landline." Thank you for the positive comments. You've improved my posture and height!
Very creative!
Is that O.V. Michaelsen imitating the man in black or is that really Mr Ed, the talking TV horse, singing? Either way, make that check out to CA$H! LOL!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/johnnycash36.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 992
