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Song Parodies -> "No Federline"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk the Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"No Federline"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
Matthias came up with the title on the Song Parodies board,so I went with it!
I look at all the tabloids all time
Remember Britney Spears, she had that guy
Now there's no more hitting one more time
Its' about time, no Federline
We're all very related that it's true
They both had one kid, now just Britney has two
Glad she just dumped that ole white trash fool
That one guy Kev-in Federline
Britney's done good with decision
Even though she put Sean Preston on her car
But that was her mistake,and wasnt right
But some more right,than Federline
It was white trash standing by her side
The wanna-be rapper, what was with that guy?
His laundry was possibly never even dry
Nothing else rhymes, with Federline
His ex-wife Shar Jackson's not so fine
She survived a few years with Federline
Even had a kid before Britney Spears
But please don't dine,with Federline
Remember Britney Spears, she had that guy
Now there's no more hitting one more time
Its' about time, no Federline
We're all very related that it's true
They both had one kid, now just Britney has two
Glad she just dumped that ole white trash fool
That one guy Kev-in Federline
Britney's done good with decision
Even though she put Sean Preston on her car
But that was her mistake,and wasnt right
But some more right,than Federline
It was white trash standing by her side
The wanna-be rapper, what was with that guy?
His laundry was possibly never even dry
Nothing else rhymes, with Federline
His ex-wife Shar Jackson's not so fine
She survived a few years with Federline
Even had a kid before Britney Spears
But please don't dine,with Federline
2006 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson
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Good job! Very funny. Pacing was a *tad* shakey at parts, but nothing drastic. In a similar vein, you might enjoy my parody, "Goodbye, K-Fed" to the tune of Tom Waits' "Hang Down You Head"
A-Ha! Saving me time from writing about Britney Spears I see, -gasp- Thank You! I couldn't bring myself down to her level, even after writing about underage strippers today........ She was once one, ever been to her concert, anyways good job!
His name was Federgehirn ("featherbrain"), but he changed it.
Seems like the TV lately is all Britney, all the time. Makes me wish the concept of osmosis didn't exist...
Very good.
That was pretty good, a little shaky on the pacing, and how it flowed, but it was pretty good. Makes me wish I thought of that.
Chris: Thanks, LOL Ill look for that
Matthias:LOL, never wnet to one, I read that today it was aweosme! The parody
John: LOL
Merry: LOL
Parody Poilce: Thanks! Gonna invite your friends on this one too like you did on "Blind Date"?
Daniel: Thanks! ,and Im glad you wish that!
Matthias:LOL, never wnet to one, I read that today it was aweosme! The parody
John: LOL
Merry: LOL
Parody Poilce: Thanks! Gonna invite your friends on this one too like you did on "Blind Date"?
Daniel: Thanks! ,and Im glad you wish that!
I KNOW I didnt post that comment tice? Who reposted it?
What are you talking about? Your comment thanking everybody onlyl appears once.
Britney's children are sure gonna hate her! 5s
some very funny lines, Jack, and a great idea too - this topic sure has legs - 555
Thanks comment poilce,Yoidy (LOL,true they already hate their dad) and Stu!
(ABC3) I only take issue with the rhyming you did...every line should have ended with "-ine".
(ABC3N) see above - not bad at all, Jack, but again I reckon you could have polished it a bit - still some great lines though
I'm getting kind of K-Fed up with these amount of Kevin parodies, but this one was a goodie
(ABC) "K-Fed" sounds like a Special Dog Food, doesn't it ?
"K-Fed" sounds like a cheap sneaker.. or dog food. ;) Good idea and execution, though the rhymes are noticeably off in the third verse.
nice twist on the theme 555
K-Fed does sound like dog food.... "There's regular dog food, but then.. there's K-Fed. Made of asian continental drugs, K-Fed will be sure to make a happy dog out of nearly any animal" "Batteries not Included" 5-5-5
(ABC3N) Pretty good, Jack... but as Stu said, a bit more time and TLC on this wouldve made it a real stand-out. 555
(ABC) Some pacing glitches, and some odd rhyme choices, but I liked it quite a bit! Favorite line: "Nothing else rhymes, with Federline!"
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