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Song Parodies -> "I Hawk my Shite"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk the Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Hawk my Shite"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

I seep out low turds on this fart of mine
I seep from ass wide open for my slime
I seep my ends out for the feces lines
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite

I stain my hairy, hairy anus with my poo
I find myself alone in each day on loo
Yes, it's a shit and I'm a fool for poop
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite

Presured shite is dark and push my might
I keep poo on my mind each day with shite
My crap and piss I've known proves that I'm right
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite

Poo's got a way to keep me with my shite
Poo gives me cause for love for my behind
For poo I blow out even tries to turn the tide
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite

I seep out low turds on this fart of mine
I seep from ass wide open for my slime
I seep my ends out for the feces lines
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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aoit - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
How old are you? Three? This stuff stopped being funny in preschool.
Cowhide - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
i keep my pants tied up with a piece of twine I keep my fly wide open all the time to make you happy and feel sublime because you're mine I'll pull the twine.
poomaster - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
My first parody! A classic in it's own right!
grammar police - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Then you are indeed dumb. "It's" with an apostrophe is only a contraction for "it is"; to show possession to "it", you are NEVER to use an apostrophe. "In its own right" is the correct way to say it.

Now suck on 1's, dimwit.

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