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Song Parodies -> "I Hawk my Shite"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk the Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I Hawk my Shite"
Parody Written by:
poomaster
The Lyrics
I seep out low turds on this fart of mine
I seep from ass wide open for my slime
I seep my ends out for the feces lines
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
I stain my hairy, hairy anus with my poo
I find myself alone in each day on loo
Yes, it's a shit and I'm a fool for poop
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
Presured shite is dark and push my might
I keep poo on my mind each day with shite
My crap and piss I've known proves that I'm right
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
Poo's got a way to keep me with my shite
Poo gives me cause for love for my behind
For poo I blow out even tries to turn the tide
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
I seep out low turds on this fart of mine
I seep from ass wide open for my slime
I seep my ends out for the feces lines
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
I seep from ass wide open for my slime
I seep my ends out for the feces lines
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
I stain my hairy, hairy anus with my poo
I find myself alone in each day on loo
Yes, it's a shit and I'm a fool for poop
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
Presured shite is dark and push my might
I keep poo on my mind each day with shite
My crap and piss I've known proves that I'm right
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
Poo's got a way to keep me with my shite
Poo gives me cause for love for my behind
For poo I blow out even tries to turn the tide
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
I seep out low turds on this fart of mine
I seep from ass wide open for my slime
I seep my ends out for the feces lines
Feces are mine, I hawk my shite
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How old are you? Three? This stuff stopped being funny in preschool.
i keep my pants tied up with a piece of twine I keep my fly wide open all the time to make you happy and feel sublime because you're mine I'll pull the twine.
My first parody! A classic in it's own right!
Then you are indeed dumb. "It's" with an apostrophe is only a contraction for "it is"; to show possession to "it", you are NEVER to use an apostrophe. "In its own right" is the correct way to say it.
Now suck on 1's, dimwit.
Now suck on 1's, dimwit.
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