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Song Parodies -> "Orange Possum Special"

Original Song Title:

"Orange Blossom Special"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Orange Possum Special"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Look a' yonder cookin'
Cookin' on that oak wood rack
Hey, look a' yonder cookin'
Cookin' on that oak wood rack
It's that Orange Possum Special
Better'n them "baby backs.."

Mm, just smell that sweet aroma
Let's grab a chunk and suck some booze
Now, turn the spit real slow, Ma..
We'll grab a chunk and suck some booze
Stuffin' that Orange Possum Special
No better grub to choose...

"Hey Lem, Pass along that jug a' moonshine.."
"Ya sure ya' want some a' this white lightnin'?
Needs to age, I just drained it at the still...
Kinda' cloudy, maybe we oughta' pop back in the cork.."
"Well, I don't care if I dew-die dew-die dew-die dew-die.."

Hey, talk about some good meat
It's the bestest meal anytime
Tender and so juicy
Makes the bestest meal anytime
It's that Orange Possum Special
Hey, leggo, that piece is mine...

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Susanna Viljanen - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Hmm... should I try 10CC and "Redneck Holiday"...?
alvin rhodes - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
too funny....i know someone who's eaten possum...very greasy, i'm told...i won't ever find out personally
2Eagle - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Y'all come to Burbank - plenty o' 'possums here.
Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I could never eat one after seeing the jaws on a possum. But this parody was good. 5's.
Rick C - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeeeeee-Haaaaaw! Pass them vittles! What's fer deezert? Skunk? :-) 555
MrMacphisto - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody doesn't play dead... but it tastes that way... 5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd try one, but you just can't catch the buggers - there are plenty of them around my place - 555
Brian - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not too sure I'd want to try a possum. Probably tastes like chicken. Good Parody, though. I'll give it all fives.
Red Ant - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I've seen so many dead on the road that I don't want to eat one. After all, eating something that consistently gets turned into pavement steak can't be good for you. Funny parody, but I'll pass.
poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This hyar is th' Poo Master hyar! Fry mah hide! ah jest wanna say great song! 555!
AFW - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Paul Robinson - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but love the comments, particularly "pavement steak", Red...never thought of that one before...lol...

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